spam folder

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like boobs.

Stranger: 18 m

You: nice

You: do you have boobs??

Stranger: I do not

You: why not??

Stranger: do you?

Stranger: I am male. we tend not to.

You: what the fucks that sposed to mean

Stranger: males tend not to have boobs.

You: how come i didnt get the memo?

Stranger: you must have missed the meating

Stranger: *meeting

You: when was it?

Stranger: a few months ago

Stranger: thursday, just after lunch

You: fuck

You: i was out of town that thursday

Stranger: damn

Stranger: yeah, we all talked about it and decided

Stranger: I thought that everyone was emailed about it, but I guess not

You: yeah sometimes that shit goes to my spam folder

You: let me check... hang on like 5 seconds

Stranger: alright

You: FUCK

You: yep

You: there it is

You: how come this always happens to me?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.