poopie

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: im taking a poopie

Stranger: that's kinky

You: i know right?

Stranger: yeah bro

You: want to know how old i am?

Stranger: no thanks

Stranger: do you like les miserables?

You: im 62, i havent had a bowel movement in 2 weeks

Stranger: Aw I feel awful for you, poor thing!

You: today is a momentous day

Stranger: Let's celebrate!

You: yes!

You: want me to send you a picture of my poopies?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.