euphemism

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like boobs.

Stranger: m

You: ok

Stranger: m or f?

You: f

Stranger: hey

You: is that you?

Stranger: ?

You: johnny right?

Stranger: no babe

You: oh you must be derek then

Stranger: no sweety

You: ....

You: oh!!!

You: stephen?

Stranger: yes

You: hey :)

Stranger: hey lol

You: how have you been?

Stranger: pretty good u?

You: good

You: i missed you so much

You: did you miss me?

Stranger: yess alot baby

You: good

You: hows your family?

Stranger: good

You: amy, your sister right?

You: how is she?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: pretty good

You: and roger, your bro?

You: how is he?

Stranger: faget like always

You: this isnt stephen is it....

You: roger isnt your bro

You: ryan is

Stranger: yes it is, i wasnt paying attention to that

You: oh okay

Stranger: hows ur pussy baby?

You: oh lil whiskers? shes great!

You: shes sitting on my lap right now lol

Stranger: aww i wish i could pet it

You: yeah shes a great pussy isnt she

Stranger: yess she is babe

Stranger: so is lil whiskers wet?

You: yes, she just had a bath... lol how did you know?

Stranger: just guesed babe

You: you are so smart

Stranger: thanks

Stranger: may i feed lil whiskers

You: yep! what are you gonna feed it?

Stranger: doesnt it like sausage?

You: is that a euphemism stephen...

Stranger: yes lol

You: youre a pervert stephen

You: you want to feed my cat your penis?

You: WTF is wrong with you?

Stranger: no

You: then what was it

You: what were you trying to convey to me stephen

Stranger: italian sausage

Stranger: cats love it

You: how is that a euphemism

Stranger: just go with it

You: i dont want to

You: i feel uncomfortable

Stranger: well i gotta go u didnt let me feed lil whiskers some sausage

You: well thats cause you are a horny dude. and you are looking for a female, of which i am not

Your conversational partner has disconnected.e