masturbating

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: hi

You: how are you

You: ?

Stranger: I'm fine

You: just fine?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: not great

Stranger: but not bad either

You: want to talk about it?

Stranger: there is not much to talk abot

You: okay

You: whats your name

Stranger: I'm bored, so I come here

You: yeah

Stranger: my name is Rebecca

You: hey Rebecca

You: im David

You: guess what im doing

Stranger: masturbating?

You: nope

Stranger: then what are you doing?

You: taking a fat fucking shit

Your conversational partner has disconnected.