wat gender r u?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: asl

You: hi

Stranger: hi, asl?

You: hi

You: how are you?

Stranger: good u?

You: doing good thanks

Stranger: yah..

You: so...

Stranger: so...im also horny

You: oh okay

You: i guess i am too lol

Stranger: yah

Stranger: so...wat gender r u?

You: im 17 from USA, you?

Stranger: 15 from usa...

You: neat! have you ever had sex?

Stranger: no...i want to try...

You: i see

Stranger: so...u wanna help me?

You: i guess so

Stranger: btw im a male...

Stranger: u?

You: fuck you're a male? damit

You have disconnected.

RIP Molly

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like Boobs.

You: hi

Stranger: Hi

You: how are you?

Stranger: Fine asl

You: are you going to ask me how i am?? :(

Stranger: O how r u

You: bad :( my dog just died..

Stranger: Oooo I'm so sry to hear tht

You: its okay

Stranger: What was his name

Stranger: Or her

You: her name, was Molly

Stranger: Awww cute name

You: yea

Stranger: Well she is in a better place now

You: i guess so

You: so are we gonna talk about sex now or what?

Stranger: Wow way to change the subject ummm asl

You: 50 m usa

You: you?

Stranger: Wtf

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

what kind of m

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like boobs?.

Stranger: Hi

Stranger: M

You: what kind of m

You: a female m

You: or a female m

Stranger: A male m

You: what kind of male m

You: a female male m

You: or a female male m

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

pizza

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like boobs?.

Stranger: Hey

You: hi

Stranger: U a girl?

You: yes

Stranger: Do u have big boobs?

You: yes

Stranger: Can I see them?

You: no

Stranger: Y?

You: how old are you

Stranger: 17

Stranger: U?

You: im 21

You: you are too young

Stranger: Plzz?

You: yeah! i want pizza!!!

Stranger: SAUSAGE? Hahahah

You: yeah!!!

You: i love sausage on my pizza!

Stranger: I meant penis sausage

You: so wait, you're gonna cut your penis off and make sausage out of it?

Stranger: No!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

euphemism

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like boobs.

Stranger: m

You: ok

Stranger: m or f?

You: f

Stranger: hey

You: is that you?

Stranger: ?

You: johnny right?

Stranger: no babe

You: oh you must be derek then

Stranger: no sweety

You: ....

You: oh!!!

You: stephen?

Stranger: yes

You: hey :)

Stranger: hey lol

You: how have you been?

Stranger: pretty good u?

You: good

You: i missed you so much

You: did you miss me?

Stranger: yess alot baby

You: good

You: hows your family?

Stranger: good

You: amy, your sister right?

You: how is she?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: pretty good

You: and roger, your bro?

You: how is he?

Stranger: faget like always

You: this isnt stephen is it....

You: roger isnt your bro

You: ryan is

Stranger: yes it is, i wasnt paying attention to that

You: oh okay

Stranger: hows ur pussy baby?

You: oh lil whiskers? shes great!

You: shes sitting on my lap right now lol

Stranger: aww i wish i could pet it

You: yeah shes a great pussy isnt she

Stranger: yess she is babe

Stranger: so is lil whiskers wet?

You: yes, she just had a bath... lol how did you know?

Stranger: just guesed babe

You: you are so smart

Stranger: thanks

Stranger: may i feed lil whiskers

You: yep! what are you gonna feed it?

Stranger: doesnt it like sausage?

You: is that a euphemism stephen...

Stranger: yes lol

You: youre a pervert stephen

You: you want to feed my cat your penis?

You: WTF is wrong with you?

Stranger: no

You: then what was it

You: what were you trying to convey to me stephen

Stranger: italian sausage

Stranger: cats love it

You: how is that a euphemism

Stranger: just go with it

You: i dont want to

You: i feel uncomfortable

Stranger: well i gotta go u didnt let me feed lil whiskers some sausage

You: well thats cause you are a horny dude. and you are looking for a female, of which i am not

Your conversational partner has disconnected.e