Thursday, May 24, 2012

you herd me bitch

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like boobs?.
You: if you ask me asl, i will cut my dick off
Stranger: r u a f or m
You: good enough
You: im an f
You: you?
Stranger: m how old r u
You: 20
You: you?
Stranger: 22
You: this is gonna be fun
Stranger: i hope so
You: yes
You: where are you from
Stranger: wat r u into nd if u r a female nd u like boobs u should be gay
You: i asked you where you were from
You: and you failed to answer that question
You: i refuse to answer any of your questions until you answer mine
Stranger: south australia you
You: USA
Stranger: cool why did you say u were a female
Stranger: because ur clearly not
Stranger: you said u had a dick
You: and you are just now bringing this up?
Stranger: yes now fucking answer my quistion
You: what was your question? i cant remember
Stranger: why did u say u were a chick
You: because i am?
Stranger: u said u had a dick at the start
You: okay, why would you bring this up now?
You: why wouldnt you have brought that up at the start?
Stranger: because i didnt so proove to me you r a f nd send a photo to http. imgur.com
Stranger: hurry up and reply
You: okay i replied
You: there
You: you happy now?
You: gosh you're so needy
Stranger: fuck off how big ur tits
You: 36 C?
Stranger: my dick is 14 cm when im on i am 19
You: i dont recall asking you for that information
Stranger: fuck off mate I no your a dude faggot stop playin with me bitch
You: what?
Stranger: you herd me bitch
You: i cant hear you.... you are thousands of miles away
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

send me naughty pics

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Boobs.
Stranger: Asl
You: 20 f usa
You: you?
Stranger: 15 m USA
You: okay
Stranger: Send me naughty pics
You: you are 15
You: thats fucking illegal
Stranger: Its only illegal if the person in the pic is under 18
You: not at all
Stranger: Yes
You: contributing to the delinquency of a minor
You: are those words too big for you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

poopie

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: im taking a poopie
Stranger: that's kinky
You: i know right?
Stranger: yeah bro
You: want to know how old i am?
Stranger: no thanks
Stranger: do you like les miserables?
You: im 62, i havent had a bowel movement in 2 weeks
Stranger: Aw I feel awful for you, poor thing!
You: today is a momentous day
Stranger: Let's celebrate!
You: yes!
You: want me to send you a picture of my poopies?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Monday, May 21, 2012

show me your boobs

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like boobs.
Stranger: show me your boobs! :3
You: i hope you like man boobs
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Friday, May 18, 2012

baby

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey baby
You: hey
You: so how does it feel knowing that you just called a dude "baby"?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Thursday, May 17, 2012

m f?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like boobs.
Stranger: m f?
You: m
You: wait
You: no
You: im f
You: definitely f
Stranger: ummmm
Stranger: idk now haha
You: im f
Stranger: how do i know u are?? lmfao
You: im def a female
Stranger: do u have pics or FB haha lmfao
You: no, i dont give that kind of information out
Stranger: oh horny??
You: yeah, ive been stroking my dick for the last 10 minutes
You: wait no
You: i mean fingering my pussy
You: definitely meant that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

16m

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like boobs.
You: hey
Stranger: 16m
You: show me your boobs please
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

anal

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: M16
You: dont you hate it when you take a shit and the poop burns your ass hole?
Stranger: Fuck, I hate that :/
You: i just took one of those shits
Stranger: I'm sorry, dude
You: its okay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Monday, May 14, 2012

19 f usa

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like boobs.
Stranger: asl?
You: hey
You: well
You: you may not want to stay...
You: but im 19 f usa, horny
Stranger: im 18 male usa
You: oh... so you wouldnt be interested in me
You: okay
You: bye
You have disconnected.

Friday, May 11, 2012

suicide

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i dont know about my life anymore
You: i think im going to commit suicide
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i just dont know about my life anymore
You: i think im going to commit suicide
Stranger: go and suicide
You: im sorry?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.