size?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like sex .

Stranger: im a male

You: size of dick?

Stranger: 7 inch

You: shoe size?

Stranger: 12

You: cap size?

Stranger: idk

You: condom size?

Stranger: why does that matter

You: shirt size?

Stranger: haha

You: pant size?

You: size of your nipples?

You: hair length?

You: how many toes do you have?

You: fingers?

You: eyes?

You: ears?

You: do you have a nose?

You: eyebrows?

Stranger: fuck you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.