Sunday, April 1, 2012

i have to tell you something


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like sex.
You: hey
Stranger: hi, m/f?
You: female
You: you?
Stranger: m, age?
You: 21
Stranger: nice, 26
You: nice
Stranger: you horny??
You: yes
Stranger: nice, what are you wearing??
You: clothes
You: you?
Stranger: shorts
Stranger: what clothes??
You: pink and white
You: pink shirt and white shorts
Stranger: sounds sexy
You: hey i have to tell you something
You: its something you should know before we have sex
Stranger: what??
You: i have herpes
You: both on my vagina and on my mouth
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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