polar bear

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

You: how much does a polar bear weigh?

Stranger: hey

Stranger: idk 

You: enough to break the ice...

Stranger: ahahahahahahahahaha my friend new that

You: yeah

You: so are we gonna have sex or not?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You need a lot of educations

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

End of the world December 21st 2012? Discuss.

Stranger 2: no

Stranger 1: no

Stranger 1: firstly you can't set a date like that, there being an international date line

Stranger 1: china dies a day before we do

Stranger 2: dies?

Stranger 2: meaning if 2012 actually happens?

Stranger 1: it was what i could come up with lol

Stranger 2: Well Mayan calender stopped reusing their calenders because the English calender started

Stranger 1: yea, there being an international date line, one country gets gone before another, therefore the entire world doesn't end at the same time

Stranger 2: so the year ended from their perspectives but English begun

Stranger 2: Stranger, how old are you?

Stranger 1: 16?

Stranger 1: yourself?

Stranger 2: yeah you need lot of growing up, bro! Sorry but you are very stupid and need lot of educations in life

Stranger 2 has disconnected

Strawberries

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: a;sdlkfasdlkf

You: hey

You: oh ok

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: how are youu

You: doing well you?

Stranger: i'm fine

You: cool

You: what is your name?

You: are you male or female?

You: when did you lose your virginity?

You: do you have any pets?

You: when was the last time you cried?

You: what is your favorite fruit?

Stranger: strawberries

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

will you be my bf?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: asl

Stranger: m

You: f

You: will you be my bf?

Stranger: why not

You: ok

Stranger: age

You: 11

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

your flat chested

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hey

Stranger: asl??

You: 18 female

You: you?

Stranger: 18 m

You: cool

Stranger: wanna chat dirty?? ;)

You: no

You: i want to dirty chat

You: HUGE difference

Stranger: ok then

Stranger: describe yourself to me

You: i am a girl

You: with hair

You: and boobs

You: and a vagina

You: what the fuck else do you need

Stranger: what size boobs?? trim or not??

You: boobs are big

You: and i am bald

Stranger: what bra size??

You: big

Stranger: C's D's??

You: A's

Stranger: their tiny

You: they're*

Stranger: what ever

You: whatever*

Stranger: lol your flat chested

You: lol youre looking for sex on the internet

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Decent... as fuck

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hey

You: whats up?

Stranger: nuthing much

Stranger: m here btw

You: f here btw

You: lol

Stranger: haha cool

Stranger: ur age please ?

You: 17

You: you?

Stranger: 18 here

You: awesome here

Stranger: or 19 u cud say

Stranger: u seem hyper !

You: i am hyper!

You: lol

Stranger: lol

Stranger: well i am guessing ur a decent girl !

You: i am decent as fuck

Stranger: decent as fuck ?

Stranger: lol

You: yeah man

Stranger: wat does tht mean

You: im just decent... as fuck

You: if you dont get it then youre retarded

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Intelgent gurl

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Okay, I just want to talk to an intelligent and honest girl. Is that too much to ask for?

You: i am a intelgent gurl

You: lol

You: no it is not 2 much 2 ask 4

You: :)

You: helo?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Gay

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Let's touch penises

You: yeah man

Stranger: ;]

You: sword fight?

Stranger: ew

Stranger: Gay

You: lets put on glow in the dark condoms

You: and play light sabers

You: STAR WARS!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Poop hole

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: f

You: m

You: how old

Stranger: 17

You: 20

You: lets fuck

Stranger: okayy

Stranger: put ur penis inside myy peeeeppp

You: poop hole?

You: or regular hole?

Stranger: regularrrr :p

You: i like the poop hole

You: can we try the poop hole?

You: please?

You: just this once babe?

You: all my friends girlfriends let them do it

You: come on baby

You: just this once

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Parent's Basement

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: Asl

You: say hey first

You: and then ill tell you

Stranger: Hey

You: ok thanks

Stranger: (:

You: im 43 male parent's basement

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Uranus

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hey

You: im an astronaut

You: and i want to explore uranus

You: ....please?

Stranger: cool story bro tell it at partys. how old r u /

You: 24

You: u

Stranger: 30

You: sweet

You: so is that a yes on uranus then.....? or no....

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Sexual Predator

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

You: i have a serious law question

Stranger: what?

You: do you think sexual predators should be required to reveal themselves?

Stranger: yes

You: ok, well i am Mitch Stansbury

Stranger: Ok, bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Can we contact Omegle?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: m or f

You: asl???

You: well shit

You: you asked first

You: so i guess i have to tell you

You: dont i?

Stranger: yeah

You: fuck

You: are you sure?

Stranger: ye

You: can we contact omegle?

Stranger: s

You: and ask them?

You: lets do that

Stranger: no

You: before we reveal anything

Stranger: no

You: deal?

Stranger: no

You: fuck that

Stranger: tell me

You: but NO

You: i say we contact omegle

You: im gonna call them

Stranger: why?

Stranger: no

You: ok its ringing....

Stranger: m or f>?

You: hang on...

You: got someone!!!

Stranger: ugh

You: damn it

You: they told me to wait on hold

You: hang on....

You: playing elevator music lol

Stranger: just tell me m or f

You: wait

You: got someone

You: WTF

You: they are transfering me to another department

You: on hold again...

You: hang on....

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Food/Country puns

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: 17 TR us.I looking for horny female. (I like turkhish girl)

You: OK

You: i am Hungary

Stranger: age ?

You: 18

You: i like Turkey

Stranger: good

You: but there is too much Greece

Stranger: do u have skype or msn ?

You: so im gonna go for Chile instead

You have disconnected.

Knock Knock

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: knock knock

Stranger: ho

Stranger: hi*

Stranger: whos there

You: disco

Stranger: disco who?

You: disco-nnected

You have disconnected.

Weiners?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: cocks or penises... which do you prefer??

Stranger: neither

You: oh... so dicks then

Stranger: nope

Stranger: guess again

You: .....weiners?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Disconnect

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: yes or no?

Stranger: hi

Stranger: wat

You: yes or no

Stranger: wat for

You: just say yes or no!!!

Stranger: no

You: ok great

You: youre not horny then :)

You: i hate horny guys lol

Stranger: okey

Stranger: so wat you r here for

You: to have sex with guys, hopefully :)

Stranger: asl

You: 19 female usa

You: you?

Stranger: 22M India

You: awesome

Stranger: :)

Stranger: so

You: so

Stranger: did you had sex

You: i did had sex

Stranger: today

You: i did had sex not today but i did had sex yesterday

You: did you had sex today?

Stranger: no not today

Stranger: I also had yesterday

You: maybe we did had sex yesterday together :)

Stranger: ya may be

Stranger: wat do you like

Stranger: most while sex

You: i like indian guys

You: i like to troll them :)

Stranger: I dint got troll

Stranger: wat it means

You: it means anything and everything you want it to mean :)

Stranger: okay :)

Stranger: you know I tell you one funny thing

You: yes?

Stranger: yesterday happened to me

Stranger: but promise you will not make fun of me

You: i promise

Stranger: I was going to have sex with a girl

Stranger: I was on peack

Stranger: and my net got disconnected

You: that sucksssss

Stranger: I was so angry I wanted to kill the network operator

You: you should have

Stranger: I mean I was just going to to enter

Stranger: it inside

Stranger: and

Stranger: shit happend

You: was it anything like this!?!!?!?!

You have disconnected.