Some people are just so stupid...

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You: Hi...

Stranger: Hi

You: Male or female?

Stranger: M

You: From?

Stranger: Texas

You: Age?

Stranger: M or f

You: Age?

Stranger: 18

You: Size of penis?

Stranger: 8 inches

You: Age at which you lost your virginity?

Stranger: 14

You: Last time you had sex?

Stranger: Last night

You: Congratulations! You are eligible for a penis enlargement, reply with "Yes" if you're interested!

Stranger: yes

You: Response not recognized, reply with "Yes" if interested!

Stranger: Yes

You: Congratulations! You have taken the right steps into maximizing the efficiency and size of your penis. The next step is to reply with the true size of your penis. Since you are a male, you obviously lied about it the first time. Please respond with the honest and correct size.

Stranger: 8 inches

You: Response not recognized. Identical to response from earlier. Please tell the truth.

Stranger: Its jus skinny

You: Response not recognized. Are you speaking English?

You: For Spanish, press 1.

You: German, press 2.

You: French, press 3.

Stranger: 7 7/8

You: Response not recognized. Reduction in size was less than two inches, therefore a complete and utter lie. Please tell the truth.

Stranger: Im not lying my dick is jus skinny

You: Response not recognized. Are you speaking English?

You: For Spanish, press 1.

You: German, press 2.

You: French, press 3.

Stranger: 5 inches

You: finally

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f

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: m

You: f

You: u

You: c

You: k

Stranger: nice

You: y

You: o

You: u

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Belgium

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You: hey

Stranger: Hi, 39 male Belgium. You?

You: same!

You: WOW!

Stranger: cool

You: yep

Stranger: what do u look for here today

You: gay sex with a 39 year old man from Belgium

You: duh

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Whats up?

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Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: im 17 f

You: cool im 19 m

You: whats up?

Stranger: probably ur penis

You: actually, no

You: but good try

Stranger: i mean most guys' are on this website

You: yeah

Stranger: its ridiculous

You: i know

You: its ridiculous

Stranger: but whatever

You: so whats up?

Stranger: nothing much u

You: my penis

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youre looking hot

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You: hey

Stranger: hey

Stranger: youre looking hot

You: hey thanks!

Stranger: H

Stranger: O

Stranger: T

Stranger: i wanna get wet with ya

You: youre so sweet

Stranger: i dont know whats gone bad this burrito or your vagina

You: interesting

Stranger: its turning me on

Stranger: i had to rub one out just thinking about ya

Stranger: i'd dine on you tonight

Stranger: dinner for two

Stranger: i just wanna get in that

Stranger: i wanna burry my bald head between them rolls

Stranger: i wanna hop on top of ya. get goofy

Stranger: i just wanna lick you

Stranger: look im a married man but i wanna give you a son

Stranger: i cant maintain an erection but i can com

Stranger: im not asking anything in return

Stranger: its gonna go slow and take all night

Stranger: good enough for a poke huh?

Stranger: that sound nice?

You: i want to take a fat shit on your chest

You: and watch you eat it

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are you horny?

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Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: asl

You: 20 female usa

You: you?

Stranger: 21 m usa

You: nice

Stranger: are you horny?

You: no, im stacy

Stranger: ok

You: yep

You: is your name horny?

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ok

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Stranger: asl

You: hey

Stranger: asl

You: 20 female usa

Stranger: 20 male italy

Stranger: horny ?

You: ok

You: ok

Stranger: have u got a webcam

You: ok

Stranger: send your messenger

You: ok

Stranger: send

You: ok

Stranger: fuck u

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What a disappointment

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You: Howdy

Stranger: 18 f

Stranger: horny

You: Nice introduction... You must be really social

You: Oh, and making your father proud I see...

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Should've used a question mark

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Stranger: m/f

You: You are half male, half female?!

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Liberals...

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You: American?

Stranger: hi

Stranger: yes

You: haha AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

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That's Racist...

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Stranger: Are you either: 1. Straight female 2. Straight Male 3. Bisexual female 4. Bisexual male 5. Gay female 6. Gay male

You: I'm black.

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Enlightening

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Stranger: Hey

You: whats up?

You: What are you doing?

Stranger: Not too much, you?

You: Just sitting on the toilet taking a shit

Stranger: Cool. I enjoy shittery.

You: It's a nice little experience. Every tried it while leaving the door open?

You: It's enlightening

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Wanna see my pussy?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: f?

You: yes

You: m?

Stranger: yes

You: cool

Stranger: horny?

Stranger: age?

You: im sorry

You: i am

You: i am 19

You: want to see a picture of my pussy? ;)

Stranger: yes please :)

You: ok great! hang on :)

Stranger: ok

Stranger: how long does it takes?

You: sorry i am uploading it to image shack

You: do you want to see it or not?

Stranger: okey no problem

Stranger: yes i wanna see it

You: then please be fucking patient

Stranger: i am i just asking

You: whatever

You: just hang on

Stranger: ok

You: almost there

Stranger: okey

Stranger: yes i am

Stranger: too

You: http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/641/pussyy.jpg/ (image also above)

You: there you go :)

You: do you like my pussy?

You: her name is Whiskers

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you like cock in your mouth?

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Stranger: hey 21 m us

You: nice

You: you like cock in your mouth?

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Steve ;)

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Stranger: 15 m usa looking for older horny f to roleplay with

You: hey

You: ok

You: how old?

Stranger: im 15

You: no

You: how old do you want the girl to be?

Stranger: i dont care

You: ok

You: well im 13

Stranger: thats okay too

You: :(

You: oh really?!!?

You: good :)

You: whats your name?

Stranger: im James

You: hi James :)

Stranger: whats your name?

You: Steve ;)

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Jerry Sandusky

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You: hey

Stranger: hey 13 male

You: fuck yes

You: about time

You: ive been looking for a 13 year old male all day

Stranger: you are ?

You: im 65 male

You: names Jerry Sandusky

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Lord of the Omegles

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Stranger: m 17 bi horny interested?

You: yes

Stranger: asl

You: 947 female mordor

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i first

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You: hey

Stranger: hey

Stranger: m

You: f

Stranger: age

You: 18

Stranger: horny?

You: ya

Stranger: wanna trade pics?

You: ya

Stranger: i first

Stranger: u first

You: you just said "i first"

You: so go first

Stranger: i e

Stranger: meant to say u...

You: well you said i

You: so by law of internet, you must go first

Stranger: ...

Stranger: fine send me a non nude so im know im. ot talking to and old die

Stranger: dude

You: fine

You: hang on

You: (i send a picture of some old dude on google images)

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Ewwww

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You: hi

Stranger: hi 18 m usa ,looking to skype with a girl, have pic if wanted

You: ok send me the pic :)

Stranger: asl

You: 17 f usa

Stranger: k 1 sec

Stranger: u have a pic?

You: yes

Stranger: (sends me a picture)

Stranger: im on the right

You: ok hang on

You: ewww

You: youre ugly

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25 m looking for a normal conversation

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Stranger: 25 m looking for a normal conversation

You: ok

You: im 23 male

You: huge cock

You: want to have gay chat sex?

You: im gay

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Rude

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Stranger: Hi

You: hi

You: how are you?

Stranger: Asl

You: answer my question first

Stranger: im ok

You: wow youre not gonna ask how i am?

You: thats incredibly rude

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What is asl mean

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Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: asl

You: asl?

Stranger: m

Stranger: u

You: m?

You: what is asl mean

You: and m

You: what do those mean

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