feMALE

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: m/f?

You: feMALE

Stranger: ???

You: what

You: you?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

snap

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: meow

You: bark

Stranger: hiisss

You: snap

Stranger: meow?

You: nope

You: the snap was the sound of the cats neck breaking

Stranger: oh.

You have disconnected.

grow up

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: m

You: farts

Stranger: ?

Stranger: asl?

You: i want you to tell the truth before i answer that question

You: have you ever farted in your whole life?

Stranger: its a natural process of human body

You: thats fucking disgusting. grow up

You have disconnected.

thumb war

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: 1234

You: i declare a thumb war

Stranger: please be a female : (

You: 5678

You: i use this hand to masturbate

Stranger: ok !

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

yup!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi..male 21 here..searching for girl with kik..interested??

You: yup!

You: color me interested!

You: consider me a candidate!

Stranger: haha..

You: thats a positive for me!

Stranger: got kik?

You: you bet your bottom dollar!

Stranger: you got kik?

You: does a bear shit in the woods!

Stranger: wtf?

Stranger: you seems to be in a rough mood

You: absolutely!

Stranger: calm down friennd

Stranger: *friend

You: of course!

Stranger: what happened?wanna share

Stranger: ?

You: i wouldn't miss it for the world!

Stranger: wanna share your problem with me..

Stranger: if you want

You: ill be there or ill be square!

Stranger: (gives me 'kik' name) is my kik..if you wanna chat..

Stranger: chio for now..

Stranger: bye

You: affirmative!

Stranger: you are funny..

Stranger: wish to see you on kik

Stranger: bye

Stranger: :)

You: yeah!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

the word of the Lord

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi asl?

You: hey!

You: thats a great question!

You: but before i answer, can i teach you about the good word of the Lord?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

kyle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: yes

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: whats ur name?(:

You: kyle

You: im a guy

You: with a penis

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

think about it

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: yeah

You: you there

Stranger: m / f

You: does it really matter

You: i mean think about it

You: were all the same people

You: man

Stranger: what ?

You: think

You: about

You: it

Your conversational partner has disconnected.