mmmmm :)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like sex.

Stranger: m here

You: mmmmm :)

Stranger: m here

You: mmmmm :)

Stranger: ok

Stranger: you are

You: we already told you.... 5 males

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

im frank

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like sex.

Stranger: hi

Stranger: i'm m, you?

You: f

Stranger: how are you

You: good u

Stranger: good

You: quit the chitter chatter

You: r we gonna fuck or not

Stranger: sure... are we gonna switch pics with it ?

You: no

Stranger: why not?

You: because im shy about showing my penis

Stranger: then you are m

You: no

You: i am f

You: im frank

You: wait

You: did you mean m as in male?

You: yeah im a male

You: im gay

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

19 male born 1990?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like sex.

Stranger: asl

You: hey

You: 20 female usa

You: if youre a guy you must be over 18

Stranger: 19 male

You: what year were you born

You: quick

Stranger: 1990

You: hmmm

Stranger: jk haha

You: yeah.... no youre not jk

You: how old are you

Stranger: 15

You: hahahaha

You have disconnected.

fart fetish

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: m f

You: hey

You: female

Stranger: ]horny?

You: im 10

Stranger: do you like to fart?

You: yeah its ok

You: feels good coming out of my butt hole

Stranger: skype?

You: yes

Stranger: will u fart on skype?

You: of course

Stranger: whats ur username?

You: ilove2fart

Stranger: sure

You: do you really have a fart fetish?

Stranger: ya

You: how is that even possible?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

2 girls 1 cup

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey asl

You: 20 female usa

You: i have a fetish...

Stranger: What is it

You: its kind of gross...

Stranger: Just say it

You: have you ever seen 2 girls 1 cup??

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

white power

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: girl who will share pics?

You: yeah

You: are you a girl or boy?

Stranger: boy

You: what kind of boy?

Stranger: white? hahaha

You: good

You: white power

You: do you have any pictures of you tucking your weiner back?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

dont speak unless spoken to

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: hi

Stranger: Asl

You: 19 female canada

Stranger: Cool 18 male Florida

You: cool, i didnt fucking ask

Stranger: Oh ok

You: yeah

Stranger: So wat do u look like

You: dont speak unless spoken to

You: understood?

Stranger: Sure (waits 5 minutes)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

im fat

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: horny 17 male ;) lookin for phone sex and pics ;)

You: phone sex :)

You: no pics

You: im fat

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

17 f nigeria

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 15 m canada hbu

You: same

You: wait

You: no im not!

You: lol

You: 17 f nigeria

Stranger: you black?

You: no, i moved here for my parents

You: but i used to live in canada

You: i also used to be 15

You: and i used to be a male

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

be spesific

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: whats ur number?

Stranger: asl

You: 20 f usa

Stranger: 18m usa

You: u?

You: ok

You: whats ur cell phone

Stranger: i need proof your a woman

You: i am a woman

Stranger: send pic

You: of wat

Stranger: yourself

You: well yea, but be spesific

Stranger: be naked

You: do u want me posing?

You: wat pose

You: im gonna get my kamera

Stranger: idk a put it in my butt pose

Stranger: with fingers in

You: u like anal?

Stranger: yea

You: have u ever had it b4

Stranger: not done to me

Stranger: but yeah

You: is it ur fave?

You: lol

Stranger: lol na i like vaginal sex

You: ok good lol

You: ive never done anal

You: im 2 scared

You: ok im gonna get my kamera

You: hang on

Stranger: ok nice

You: ok

You: so im not gonna put my fingers in my butt...

You: i think thats gross

Stranger: ok np

You: spesifically wat do u want

You: r u really 18?

Stranger: naked on a bed legs spred fingers in pussy

Stranger: and yes

You: if ur under 18, i could go to jail 4 providing pics to an underage kid

You: i ned proof ur 18

Stranger: you have nothing to worry about

You: not pecs until i no ur 18

You: no pics*

Stranger: what kind of proof

You: ummm

You: answer as quick as u can

You: what year born

Stranger: 1992

You: ud be 19...

Stranger: ok you cought me

Stranger: im really 20 i swear

Stranger: august 1991

You: what year did u graduate high school

You: quick

Stranger: 09

You: why did u lie about ur age

Stranger: i graduated at 17 cuz of summer birthday

You: how old r u really

You: b honest

Stranger: idk i figured u wanted younger

Stranger: im truly 20

You: if ur under 18 disconnect now

Stranger: 20 years old

Stranger: swear to god

You: y u lie to me?

You: i cant trust u now

Stranger: come on ill tell you anything u need to know

You: r u virgin?

Stranger: yes

You: i thout u had anal sex

Stranger: i like to think i would enjoy it

You: have u ever fingered ur butt hole

Stranger: lol no

You: are u curious about boys at all

Stranger: no ma'am

You: lol

You: i had sex with a girl once

Stranger: oh how was it

You: amazing, i loved fucking her pussy with my dick

Stranger: oh so your a dude

You: yeah

Stranger: ok

Stranger: good day

You: :)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Viagra

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 17 year old guy from califoria ;)

You: nice :)

Stranger: and you ^^ ?

You: do you REALLY wanna know? :P

You: lol

Stranger: id love to know ^w^

You: 81 male usa

You: im horny

You: i just popped a viagra

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lies...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like sex.

Stranger: m

You: f

Stranger: asl

You: 20 male usa

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

How was your day?

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

How was your day?

Stranger 1: terrible

Stranger 2: horrbile

Stranger 2: horrible*

Stranger 2: I shit my pants at work today.

Stranger 2: ...

Stranger 1: i had sex with my boyfriend and then he broke up with right after

Stranger 2: thats not as bad a shitting your pants at work.

Stranger 2: ...it ran down my leg

Stranger 2: and i had to drive for an hour to get home to change

Stranger 1: not if he took your clothes and locked you outside of his house

Stranger 2: I guess.

Stranger 1: i only had a towel on... and i had to break into his house after he went to work

Stranger 1: all my stuff was inside

Stranger 2: i hope he shit on your clothes

Stranger 1: he didn't

Stranger 2: damn

Stranger 1: he said i was a good fuck but not his type

Stranger 1: what is that supposed to mean?

Stranger 2: just to let you know, i still haven't shower..

Stranger 1: then you should shoot yourself

Stranger 1: in the fucking ass

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Some people are just so stupid...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi...

Stranger: Hi

You: Male or female?

Stranger: M

You: From?

Stranger: Texas

You: Age?

Stranger: M or f

You: Age?

Stranger: 18

You: Size of penis?

Stranger: 8 inches

You: Age at which you lost your virginity?

Stranger: 14

You: Last time you had sex?

Stranger: Last night

You: Congratulations! You are eligible for a penis enlargement, reply with "Yes" if you're interested!

Stranger: yes

You: Response not recognized, reply with "Yes" if interested!

Stranger: Yes

You: Congratulations! You have taken the right steps into maximizing the efficiency and size of your penis. The next step is to reply with the true size of your penis. Since you are a male, you obviously lied about it the first time. Please respond with the honest and correct size.

Stranger: 8 inches

You: Response not recognized. Identical to response from earlier. Please tell the truth.

Stranger: Its jus skinny

You: Response not recognized. Are you speaking English?

You: For Spanish, press 1.

You: German, press 2.

You: French, press 3.

Stranger: 7 7/8

You: Response not recognized. Reduction in size was less than two inches, therefore a complete and utter lie. Please tell the truth.

Stranger: Im not lying my dick is jus skinny

You: Response not recognized. Are you speaking English?

You: For Spanish, press 1.

You: German, press 2.

You: French, press 3.

Stranger: 5 inches

You: finally

You have disconnected.