Dead dog

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: I threw a dog in the well

Stranger: Don't ask me I'll never tell

Stranger: I looked at him as he fell

Stranger: Now he's a dead dog

You: nice

You: so you wanna have internet sex?

Stranger has disconnected.

im a guy

ou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: m

You: hey

You: whats up?

Stranger: age

You: 19

Stranger: kik

You: yes

Stranger: name

You: sam

Stranger: kik name

You: samiam

Stranger: send nudes

You: ok

You: im a guy

Stranger has disconnected.

feMALE

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: m/f?

You: feMALE

Stranger: ???

You: what

You: you?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

snap

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: meow

You: bark

Stranger: hiisss

You: snap

Stranger: meow?

You: nope

You: the snap was the sound of the cats neck breaking

Stranger: oh.

You have disconnected.

grow up

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: m

You: farts

Stranger: ?

Stranger: asl?

You: i want you to tell the truth before i answer that question

You: have you ever farted in your whole life?

Stranger: its a natural process of human body

You: thats fucking disgusting. grow up

You have disconnected.

thumb war

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: 1234

You: i declare a thumb war

Stranger: please be a female : (

You: 5678

You: i use this hand to masturbate

Stranger: ok !

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

yup!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi..male 21 here..searching for girl with kik..interested??

You: yup!

You: color me interested!

You: consider me a candidate!

Stranger: haha..

You: thats a positive for me!

Stranger: got kik?

You: you bet your bottom dollar!

Stranger: you got kik?

You: does a bear shit in the woods!

Stranger: wtf?

Stranger: you seems to be in a rough mood

You: absolutely!

Stranger: calm down friennd

Stranger: *friend

You: of course!

Stranger: what happened?wanna share

Stranger: ?

You: i wouldn't miss it for the world!

Stranger: wanna share your problem with me..

Stranger: if you want

You: ill be there or ill be square!

Stranger: (gives me 'kik' name) is my kik..if you wanna chat..

Stranger: chio for now..

Stranger: bye

You: affirmative!

Stranger: you are funny..

Stranger: wish to see you on kik

Stranger: bye

Stranger: :)

You: yeah!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

the word of the Lord

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi asl?

You: hey!

You: thats a great question!

You: but before i answer, can i teach you about the good word of the Lord?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

kyle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: yes

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: whats ur name?(:

You: kyle

You: im a guy

You: with a penis

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

think about it

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: yeah

You: you there

Stranger: m / f

You: does it really matter

You: i mean think about it

You: were all the same people

You: man

Stranger: what ?

You: think

You: about

You: it

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

feet

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey, are u a girl?

You: yes

You: how did you know?

Stranger: do u have cute feet?

You: no, they are actually kind of ugly... lol

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

what are your goals and dreams?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey 21 m

You: hi

You: okay, cool...

You: so what are your goals and dreams?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

dildo in your butt

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi asl

You: 20 f usa

You: u

Stranger: 21m

Stranger: sex chat

You: yes

You: where are you from

Stranger: usa

You: what city

Stranger: san Antonio

You: oh which state is that in

Stranger: texas

You: what is the capital of texas

Stranger: no

You: no what

Stranger: no its not the capital

Stranger: you want a sex chat

You: what is the capital

You: yes

Stranger: austin and you start

You: okay

You: boobs

Stranger: my big dick in your mouth

You: i dont like oral

Stranger: in your pussy

You: penis

Stranger: send me a nude

You: *sends nude*

You: you like it

Stranger: its hot

You: thx

You: send me nude

Stranger: send nude

You: you have a tiny weiner

Stranger: messed up

You: wat

Stranger: never mind fucking you hard

You: where

Stranger: your place

You: no

You: your place

Stranger: all night

You: are we on the bed

Stranger: were ever you want

You: what color are your bed sheets

Stranger: gray

You: is your room wallpapered or painted

Stranger: white

You: be more descriptive

You: have you showered recently

Stranger: yes

You: how many square feet is your room

Stranger: idk

You: guess

Stranger: 25

You: thats a good sized room

You: do you have a window looking outside

Stranger: yes

You: what is the temperature in your room

Stranger: 68 decrease

You: is it cold outside?

Stranger: are you naked

You: no its 68 degrees in your room, thats a tad chilly to be naked

You: can you warm it up

Stranger: yes

You: what temperature now

Stranger: wat ever you like

You: 98

You: 98 degrees

You: i love that band

You: what sized bed is your bed

Stranger: littl hot as long,as you are naked

Stranger: king

You: okay

You: do you have any pets

Stranger: yes

You: what kinds

Stranger: dog and cat

You: are they in the room with us

Stranger: if you want

You: no i dont like animals

You: can you give them away please

You: i dont want to see them

Stranger: there out side

You: not good enough

You: im allergic to cats and dogs

You: put them to sleep or give them away

Stranger: gone

You: what did you do to them

Stranger: away

You: how

You: did you kill them

Stranger: no

You: why not

Stranger: i gave them away

You: oh..

You: back to your room then

You: what kind of carpet do you have

Stranger: regular

You: well what is regular to you

Stranger: white

You: i like white

You: butt

Stranger: butt wat

You: im talking dirty

You: nipples

Stranger: dick

You: testicles

Stranger: balls deep in your pussy

You: do you like anal

Stranger: every way

Stranger: you

You: yea

You: dildo in your butt

Stranger: nooooo

You: why not

You: you said you like anal

You: balls deep in your butt with a dildo

Stranger: no

You: the whole dildo in your butt

Stranger: no

You: every last inch in your butt

Stranger: no

You: big black dildo in your butt

Stranger: if that happens you do orel

You: no i refuse to do oral

You: dildo in your butt

You: deep

Stranger: i refuse the dildo

You: too bad

You: its already happening

You: dildo in your butt

You: deeper

Stranger: no not a chance

You: dildo disappears into your butt

You: its gone

You: you have to poop it out now

Stranger: that grose

You: well its your fault

You: so i guess youre just gross

You: do you live in an apartment or a house

Stranger: house

You: how big

Stranger: you

You: im homeless

Stranger: big enough

You: are you talking about your house

You: how big is your house

Stranger: idk big

You: how many rooms

You: and bathrooms

Stranger: 4 bedroom 2bathrooms

Stranger: and a loundryroom

You: are the bathrooms full or half

Stranger: one full one half

You: okay

You: is dildo still in your butt

You: or did you poop it out

Stranger: no

You: you pooped it out

You: good

You: okay dildo back in your butt

You: we will be more careful this time

You: dildo in your butt

You: dildo

You: in

You: your

You: butt

Stranger: not cool

You: you love it

You: dildo in your butt

You: its big

You: big black dildo in your butt

Your conversational partner has disconnected.